Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

Peter's another name for weaner.

Steve Barker

Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ... What?
Mark: You heard me!

This is my doberman candy.

Thomas

We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."

Gary

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.

Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

Thomas

My name is Lance, and I like nuts!

Steve Barker

I would definitely bring protection.

Thomas

Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.

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The Ringer Quotes

Smooth move, Ajax.

Rudy

Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker