Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

Michael

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ... What?
Mark: You heard me!

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Winston

Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?

Gary

I can count to potato!

Steve Barker

David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Oh my-lanta!

Billy

This is my doberman candy.

Thomas

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Oh my-lanta!

Billy

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?