Favorite The Ringer Quotes
Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?
Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ... What?
Mark: You heard me!
Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...Steve Barker
Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.
Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.
When the fuck did we get ice cream?Winston
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.Michael
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?Gary
I can count to potato!Steve Barker
David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?Steve Barker