Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.


Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ... What?
Mark: You heard me!

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.

When the fuck did we get ice cream?


Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?


I can count to potato!

Steve Barker

David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Oh my-lanta!


Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Gary: Ten.
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.

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The Ringer Quotes

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.


Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
Thomas: A mother-faker!
Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cuckoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!