Favorite The Ringer Quotes
Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.Stavi
Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.
I would definitely bring protection.Thomas
My name is Lance, and I like nuts!Steve Barker
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!Thomas
I've seen better acting in a porno.Mark
Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!
We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."Gary
This is my doberman candy.Thomas
Can I have a slice of your doody?Steve Barker
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?Steve Barker