Favorite The Ringer Quotes
Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
Thomas: A mother-faker!
Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cuckoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!
Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.Stavi
Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.
Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.
I would definitely bring protection.Thomas
My name is Lance, and I like nuts!Steve Barker
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!Thomas
I've seen better acting in a porno.Mark
Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!
We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."Gary
This is my doberman candy.Thomas