Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker

[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Steve Barker

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!


Smooth move, Ajax.


Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]

I've seen better acting in a porno.


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The Ringer Quotes

Oh my-lanta!


Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?