Smooth move, Ajax.

Rudy

Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Mark

SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

Billy

Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.

Stavi

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The Ringer Quotes

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Billy