Popular The Ringer Quotes
I can count to potato!Steve Barker
Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.
I've seen better acting in a porno.Mark
Smooth move, Ajax.Rudy
Can I have a slice of your doody?Steve Barker
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?Steve Barker
Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!Billy
Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...Steve Barker
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.Michael
SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!Billy
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?Gary