I can count to potato!

Steve Barker

Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Mark

Smooth move, Ajax.

Rudy

Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker

[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Steve Barker

Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Billy

Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

Michael

SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

Billy

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?

Gary

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The Ringer Quotes

Smooth move, Ajax.

Rudy

Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker