Popular The Ringer Quotes
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!Thomas
Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?
I've seen better acting in a porno.Mark
I can count to potato!Steve Barker
Can I have a slice of your doody?Steve Barker
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?Steve Barker
Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!Billy
Smooth move, Ajax.Rudy
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.Michael
Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...Steve Barker
SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!Billy