Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

Thomas

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Mark

I can count to potato!

Steve Barker

Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker

[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Steve Barker

Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Billy

Smooth move, Ajax.

Rudy

Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

Michael

Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

Billy

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The Ringer Quotes

Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Billy