Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!

Peter's another name for weaner.

Steve Barker

When the fuck did we get ice cream?


Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?

What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?


I've seen better acting in a porno.


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The Ringer Quotes

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.


Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
Thomas: A mother-faker!
Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cuckoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!