The Royal Tenenbaums Quotes
[after he faked a terminal illness, took residence in the house under false pretenses, tried to instigate a fight with his estranged wife's fiancÃ©, lied to his family and was found out] I know I'm going to be the bad guy here...
Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?
[Telling everybody that Royal doesn't have cancer] I know what stomach cancer looks like. I've seen it, and you don't eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries when you got it.Henry Sherman
Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.
Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah, right after I regained consciousness.
I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it, he's everything that I'm not.
[after learning from an investigator that Margot had been previously married and has had affairs with both men and women] So, she smokes.Raleigh
You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
Henry Sherman: How much is he paying you?
Pagoda: I don't know what you're talking about.
Eli: Did I hit the dog?
Eli: Is he dead?
Eli: I need help.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.