Favorite The Royal Tenenbaums Quotes
You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.
Royal: Can I say something to you, Henry?
Henry Sherman: Okay.
Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. Uhh, that's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal, I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that.
Let's shag ass.
Eli: What'd you say?
Richie: Hmm? I didn't say anything.
Eli: When? Right now?
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?
Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.
Richie: Did you say you were on Mescaline?
Eli: I did indeed. Very much so.
Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp.Chas
Royal: Chas, let me finish here. I've got six weeks to set things right with you and I aim to do it. Will you give me a chance?
Royal: Do you speak for everyone?
Chas: I speak for myself.
Royal: Everyone's against me.
Pagoda: It's your fault, man.
Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. How much money you got?
Pagoda: I don't have.
Royal: What? You're broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?
Richie: Did you tell Margot about that letter I wrote to you?
Eli: Why? Did she mention it? Yes, I did. Why would she repeat that?
Richie: I would ask you the same question.