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I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it, he's everything that I'm not.
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah, right after I regained consciousness.
Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.
Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.
[Telling everybody that Royal doesn't have cancer] I know what stomach cancer looks like. I've seen it, and you don't eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries when you got it.Henry Sherman
Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?
Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too, me too.
[after he faked a terminal illness, took residence in the house under false pretenses, tried to instigate a fight with his estranged wife's fiancÃ©, lied to his family and was found out] I know I'm going to be the bad guy here...
Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?
Margot: 22 years.
Ethel: Well I think you should quit.