
Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes
I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.
Valentine
We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.
Galahad
Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.
Eggsy: I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.
Galahad: Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.
Eggsy: Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?
Galahad: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.
Eggsy: Shut up! That is sick!
Eggsy: Who are you?
Galahad: The man who got you released.
Son of a bitch!
Valentine
Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.
Harry Hart
Huge IQ. Great performance in the marines, but ya gave up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.
Harry Hart
The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.
Harry Hart
Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.
Valentine
Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin
[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Harry Hart