Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Harry Hart

Eggsy: Who are you?
Galahad: The man who got you released.

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.

Valentine

We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.

Galahad

Eggsy: I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.
Galahad: Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.
Eggsy: Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?
Galahad: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.
Eggsy: Shut up! That is sick!

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.

Merlin

The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.

Harry Hart

Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?

Harry Hart

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The Secret Service Quotes

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

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