Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?

Harry Hart

Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.

Harry Hart

Son of a bitch!

Valentine

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

Huge IQ. Great performance in the marines, but ya gave up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.

Harry Hart

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Valentine

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The Secret Service Quotes

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Harry Hart

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