This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

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• Rating: Unrated

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Valentine

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Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

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Huge IQ. Great performance in the marines, but ya gave up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.

Harry Hart

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• Rating: Unrated

Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.

Harry Hart

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• Rating: Unrated

Son of a bitch!

Valentine

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[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

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Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

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If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.

Harry Hart

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If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

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Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

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