Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.


[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

Huge IQ. Great performance in the marines, but ya gave up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.

Harry Hart

Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.

Harry Hart

Son of a bitch!


If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.

Harry Hart

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!


Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

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I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

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