If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.

Harry Hart

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?

Harry Hart

You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.

Merlin

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Harry Hart

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

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The Secret Service Quotes

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

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It has been widely reported that Matthew Vaughn wanted to do a Bond movie. Fate is a funny thing because Sam Mendes got that job. So,...

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