
Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes
If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.
Harry Hart
This whisky is amazing, you will shit.
Big Goon
Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.
Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?
Harry Hart
You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.
Merlin
Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?
Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.
Harry Hart
If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!
Valentine
Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.
Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
Harry Hart
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
Harry Hart