Check out these The Simpsons Movie quotes and see why Homer and the family's jump to the big screen was such a comedic success.

[flipping frantically through the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!

Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson: Thanks for coming over.
Comic Book Guy: [happily] Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.

Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine.

Tom Hanks

Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.

Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.

Montgomery Burns

Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

Bart Simpson

If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!

Krusty the Clown

Homer Simpson: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
Bart Simpson: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
Homer Simpson: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of...
Marge Simpson: Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!

Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

Tom Hanks
The Simpsons Movie took the beloved characters from The Simpsons TV show and brought it to the big screen.

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The Simpsons Movie Quotes

[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

Tom Hanks