Popular The Simpsons Movie Quotes
Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.Montgomery Burns
Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
[while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!Homer Simpson
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!Homer Simpson
Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.
That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!Homer Simpson
This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.Tom Hanks
Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Grampa: I'm part of the mob!
Homer Simpson: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
Bart Simpson: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
Homer Simpson: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of...
Marge Simpson: Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!
If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!Krusty the Clown
[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!Bart Simpson
[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.Chief Wiggum