Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

Sandy Griffith: Have you started looking for a job yet? What about babysitting?
Noah: Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things.

I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.

Noah

What's up little tampon?

Noah

I let my haters be my motivators!

Karl

Noah: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caa! What's your name?
Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
Noah: Soul Baby?
Soul Baby: Yeah.
Noah: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
Soul Baby: Is that right?
Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
Soul Baby: You're a bada** motherf**ker.

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The Sitter Quotes

Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

I let my haters be my motivators!

Karl

The Sitter Review

In The Sitter, Jonah Hill and company have taken the babysitting movie and brought it to another level. Hill plays Noah, a slacker who is...

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