Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

Noah: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caa! What's your name?
Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
Noah: Soul Baby?
Soul Baby: Yeah.
Noah: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
Soul Baby: Is that right?
Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
Soul Baby: You're a bada** motherf**ker.

I let my haters be my motivators!

Karl

What's up little tampon?

Noah

I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.

Noah

Sandy Griffith: Have you started looking for a job yet? What about babysitting?
Noah: Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things.

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The Sitter Quotes

I let my haters be my motivators!

Karl

Noah: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caa! What's your name?
Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
Noah: Soul Baby?
Soul Baby: Yeah.
Noah: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
Soul Baby: Is that right?
Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
Soul Baby: You're a bada** motherf**ker.

The Sitter Review

In The Sitter, Jonah Hill and company have taken the babysitting movie and brought it to another level. Hill plays Noah, a slacker who is...

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