Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

I'm 546, I'm getting too old for this...

Papa

[to Grace] I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.

Smurfette

I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Smurfette

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

Narrator Smurf: And so the Smurfs left this great city of New York. And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier. And as that portal began to close for the last time...
Grouchy: Hey! Seriously, stop!

Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you, I simply can't stop thinking about these little blue beasts every single moment of every single day!... But I need them! It's only by capturing the little munchkins and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible...
Azrael: Meow!
Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!

There is a place. A place that knows no sadness, where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings three apples high. It lies deep within an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond the medieval village. Most people believe this place is made up, only to be found in books or children's imagination. Well, we beg to differ.

Narrator Smurf

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The Smurfs Quotes

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

I'm 546, I'm getting too old for this...

Papa