If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!

Franklin

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• Added: October 09, 2012

[to Leatherface] You... you damn fool! You ruined the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

Old Man

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• Added: October 09, 2012

Sally: [when they arrive at the old house, upon seeing its condition] Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.
Jerry: Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi.

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Hey, listen to Franklin's horoscope. "Travel in the country, long-range plans, and upsetting persons around you, could make this a disturbing and unpredictable day."

Pam

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• Added: October 09, 2012

[when approaching a slaughterhouse] What's that stench?

Kirk

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• Added: October 09, 2012

Those girls... those girls don't wanna go messin' round no old house!

Old Man

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• Added: October 09, 2012

[referring to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.

Franklin

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• Added: October 09, 2012

My family's always been in meat.

Hitchhiker

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• Added: October 09, 2012