The Three Stooges Quotes
Everybody ready for a good time?Moe
Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!
You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!Larry
Curly: Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
Ling: Oh, that's a snowman.
Larry: Yeah... But what's his name?
Lydia: Those three idiots crashed the party!
Mac: Who? The Kardashian girls?
Moe: [After a nun is hit with a giant church bell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun?
Curly: No, but the face rings a bell.
Curly: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
Larry: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!
Moe: He's got a headache. [to Larry]
Larry: No I don't!
Moe: [bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
Larry: Yeah, It's comin' on.