[after a plan goes wrong] Oh what the hell? You gotta die of something.

Malone

[to Ness] Welcome to Chicago.This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

Malone

If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.

Malone

When you got an all-out prizefight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. 'N' that's how you know who won.

Capone

Get outta here you dago bastared!

Malone

[firing his gun to stop a suspect] All right! Enough of this running shit!

Malone

I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

Capone

So much violence...

Ness

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I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

Capone

I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.

Capone