Popular Thelma & Louise Quotes
You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.
Thelma: I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.
Louise: I believe you do.
I don't ever remember feeling this awake.
If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.Max
I'm in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.
Thelma: Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?
Louise Sawyer: No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime.
Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out are these girls real smart or real real lucky?
Hal Slocumb: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.
Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.Louise Sawyer
Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.
In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.Louise Sawyer
I've had it up to my ass with sedate.
Louise: Get off her or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.
Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: Why did you say?
Harlan: I said suck my cock.