Thelma: I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.
Louise: I believe you do.

Thelma: Louise, shoot the radio
Louise: [she fires at the radio]
Thelma: The POLICE radio, Louise!

I don't ever remember feeling this awake.

If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.

Max

I'm in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.

Thelma: Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?
Louise Sawyer: No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime.

Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out are these girls real smart or real real lucky?
Hal Slocumb: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.

Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.

Louise Sawyer

Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.

In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.

Louise Sawyer

I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

J.D.: So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean God gets you something special, I think you oughta pass it on.
Thelma: Well, Daryl, that's my husband.
J.D.: Daryl?
Thelma: Yeah, he says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile.
Louise: He's got a lot to be proud of.
Thelma: Louise and him don't get along.
Louise: That's putting it mildly.
Thelma: She thinks he's a pig.
Louise: I KNOW he's a pig.

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Thelma & Louise Quotes

Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.

I'm in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.

Louise