Pat Healy: Does he bite?
Sully: A little bit. Get in.

Pat Healy: What, you think yer shit don't stink?
Ted: No, I don't think, I mean, yes it does, no I don't...

Mary: You've been to Nepal?
Pat Healy: Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place.

[Tossing drug-laced dog treats into Mary's apartment]
Pat Healy: Wait... how many is this?
Norm: Umm... four.
Pat Healy: Four? That seems like an aweful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?
Norm: I never said that.
Pat Healy: ... eh.

Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!

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