Popular There's Something About Mary Quotes
We got a bleeder!Paramedic
Tucker: Really? Where would I have seen your work?
Pat Healy: Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
Tucker: Twice last year. Which building's yours?
Pat Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
Pat Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!Mary's Stepfather
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!Mary's Stepfather
Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!
[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.Pat Healy
What about Brett Fav... ruh?Ted
Ted: [narrating] From that point on, the guys looked at me in a completely different light.
High School Pal: You're a fuckin' liar!
Pat Healy: What, you think yer shit don't stink?
Ted: No, I don't think, I mean, yes it does, no I don't...
Pat Healy: Does he bite?
Sully: A little bit. Get in.
Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.Dom
Ted: Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times?
Mary: Didn't we just do that?
Ted: Oh, uh...
Mary: I'm fucking with you, Ted!