There's Something About Mary Quotes
Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
Mary's Stepfather
Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?
Dom
Ted: [narrating] From that point on, the guys looked at me in a completely different light.
High School Pal: You're a fuckin' liar!
I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
Ted
Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
Pat Healy
