Mya: Babe I got us lattes... be right back
Alex: I'll be right here
Mya: Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?
Alex: Yeah, babe, we should do that...
Mya: Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?

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Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies...
Cedric: That's marriage.

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Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

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Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

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I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Jeremy

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• Added: February 13, 2014

What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Cedric

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I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!

Cedric

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• Added: April 24, 2012

Cedric (to Shannon Brown and Ron Artest/Metta World Peace): Why don't you and the stronger version of Prince go back down to that side of the court and do what y'all was doing. Cause if y'all want the court, you'll play us for the court like real men.
Ron Artest/Metta World Peace: So y'all wanna play for it?
Cedric: You heard what I said... am I stuttering?

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There is no such thing as a perfect man.

Lauren

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Family Feud Steve Harvey, how could he throw us under the bus like that?!

Cedric

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Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really.
Zeke: Seriously?!
Mya: Yes. (as Zeke drives off, quickly and then, after a moment, drives back to the curb where she's standing) No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

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• Added: April 24, 2012

Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love.

Steve Harvey

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• Added: April 24, 2012