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Mya: Babe I got us lattes... be right back
Alex: I'll be right here
Mya: Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?
Alex: Yeah, babe, we should do that...
Mya: Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?

Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies...
Cedric: That's marriage.

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

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Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Jeremy

What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Cedric

I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!

Cedric

Cedric (to Shannon Brown and Ron Artest/Metta World Peace): Why don't you and the stronger version of Prince go back down to that side of the court and do what y'all was doing. Cause if y'all want the court, you'll play us for the court like real men.
Ron Artest/Metta World Peace: So y'all wanna play for it?
Cedric: You heard what I said... am I stuttering?

There is no such thing as a perfect man.

Lauren

Family Feud Steve Harvey, how could he throw us under the bus like that?!

Cedric

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really.
Zeke: Seriously?!
Mya: Yes. (as Zeke drives off, quickly and then, after a moment, drives back to the curb where she's standing) No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love.

Steve Harvey
Think Like a Man is based on the relationship help book by Steve Harvey. The comedy is spot on... so watch Think Like a Man online.

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Think Like a Man Quotes

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really.
Zeke: Seriously?!
Mya: Yes. (as Zeke drives off, quickly and then, after a moment, drives back to the curb where she's standing) No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

Family Feud Steve Harvey, how could he throw us under the bus like that?!

Cedric

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Steve Harvey struck a nerve with his book Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. The book became a sensation. The page-to-screen effort...

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