Favorite Toy Story Quotes
Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!Mr. Potato Head
Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Fastest knobs in the west!
Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.
Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't.
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed.
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.Slinky Dog
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you are an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!
What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.Rex
Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.