Favorite Training Day Quotes
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.Alonzo Harris
Alonzo Harris: Hey, first Damu puts one in his head... I'll make you a rich man.
Bone: You got us twisted, homey. You got to put your own work in around here.
Alonzo Harris: All right, it's like that, Bone ?
Bone: It's like that.
You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.Alonzo Harris
To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.Alonzo Harris
Ooohh, you lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dawg.Alonzo Harris
Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.Alonzo Harris
King Kong ain't got shit on me!Alonzo Harris
You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh?Alonzo Harris
Alonzo Harris: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
Jake Hoyt: I don't think I know any stories.
Alonzo Harris: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.
Yeah whatever. Whatever the fuck ever.Alonzo Harris
That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third.Jake Hoyt
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.Alonzo Harris