You got the right to be bitch-slapped.

Smiley

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Alonzo Harris

Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.

Alonzo Harris

Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your fuckin' nuts out and use 'em for dice.

Alonzo Harris

Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
Jake Hoyt: So, where's the office? Back at division?
Alonzo Harris: You're in the office, baby.

Alonzo Harris: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
Jake Hoyt: Uh, couple weeks ago?
Alonzo Harris: Good, you need practice.
Jake Hoyt: They look like college kids.
Alonzo Harris: They're gonna get their education today. I don't want the Brady Bunch grabbin' glass. You take the back, I'll take the front.

You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.

Alonzo Harris

You wouldn't mind if I have some of your three thousand dollar-a-glass shit there, would you?

Alonzo Harris

That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third.

Jake Hoyt

Bone: You got business here, Rookie?
Jake Hoyt: I'm here for Alonzo.

Alonzo Harris: Hey, first Damu puts one in his head... I'll make you a rich man.
Bone: You got us twisted, homey. You got to put your own work in around here.
Alonzo Harris: All right, it's like that, Bone ?
Bone: It's like that.

Ooohh, you lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dawg.

Alonzo Harris

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It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

Alonzo Harris

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers

Alonzo Harris