Valentine McKee: Good luck, shithead.
Earl Bassett: Don't worry about me, jerkoff.
Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do once a plan fails!Earl Bassett
Earl Bassett: Must be a million of them!
Valentine McKee: Nope, just one!
Earl Bassett: Dammit, I'm gonna kick his ass!
Valentine McKee: I'm gonna help you.
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
Earl Bassett: Hey, Rhonda, you ever seen anything like this before?
Valentine McKee: Oh, sure, Earl. Everyone knows about them, we just didn't tell you.
I've got a goddamn plan!Valentine McKee
What the hell is going on! I mean what the hell is going on!Valentine McKee
[hearing music underground] So where the hell's that goddamn golden oldie comin' from?Valentine McKee
Hey... check this out! I found the ass end!Valentine McKee
That's how they get you. They're under the goddamn ground!Valentine McKee
Rhonda LeBeck: They only respond to vibration, right? Couldn't we... distract them somehow?
Valentine McKee: Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a... like a decoy!
Earl Bassett: Hey Melvin... wanna make a buck?