[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

I'm a lead farmer, mother fucker!

Kirk Lazarus

You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.

Kirk Lazarus

Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: Retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Moronical?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: An Imbicile?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived?
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.

I'm just a little boy who plays with his penis when he's nervous.

Kirk Lazarus

I don't break character until the DVD commentary.

Kirk Lazarus

Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.

Les Grossman

Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!

Cody

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Kirk Lazarus

Tugg Speedman: Wait, guys, are you telling me you're giving up on the movie? I thought we were supposed to be a team, a unit.
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

I am a rooster illusion.

Tugg Speedman
Tropic Thunder stars Robert Downey Jr and Ben Stiller as a group of Hollywood stars who go off to the jungle to shoot a movie, then become part of a real war.

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Tropic Thunder Quotes

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus

[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman