Favorite Tropic Thunder Quotes
Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!Cody
Now take a step back...*and fuck your own face!*Les Grossman
I don't break character until the DVD commentary.Kirk Lazarus
I don't wanna die like Hendrix man!Jeff Portnoy
Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?Kirk Lazarus
I am a rooster illusion.Tugg Speedman
Byong: We have not yet received payment. Price now 100 million, or Simple Jack dies.
Les Grossman: Okay, let me get this straight. You want 100 million... oh wait, I have a better idea. How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
Les Grossman: No, fuckhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldn't do that.
Les Grossman: I'm kidding.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! funny. You're a funny guy.
Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
[as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.Tugg Speedman
Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...Les Grossman
[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.Jeff Portnoy
Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it any less true.