Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.

Les Grossman

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus

[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?

Kirk Lazarus

I'm just a little boy who plays with his penis when he's nervous.

Kirk Lazarus

Les Grossman: What you gotta do is pull down their pants and spank their ass, you spank it.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: You spank that ass Les!

[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

Jeff Portnoy

I am a rooster illusion.

Tugg Speedman

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of bullshit you're trying to pull here, but Asian Jack is my territory and if you're thinking otherwise, you've better to think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head out there and I will bring a Godly fucking fire upon you! I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Les Grossman

Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: Retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Moronical?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: An Imbicile?
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived?
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.

Mother Nature just pissed her pants, dude!

Cody

Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] Huh! What do you mean "You People?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean "You People?"
Kirk Lazarus: What?

Tropic Thunder stars Robert Downey Jr and Ben Stiller as a group of Hollywood stars who go off to the jungle to shoot a movie, then become part of a real war.

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Tropic Thunder Quotes

[as Simple Jack] Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus