Favorite True Lies Quotes
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.Harry
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!Gib
Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.Gib
Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!Simon
I married Rambo!Helen Tasker
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.Gib
You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.Gib
[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.Gib
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?Gib