Favorite True Lies Quotes
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.Harry
Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.Gib
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!Gib
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.Gib
Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!Simon
I married Rambo!Helen Tasker
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.Gib
You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.Gib
[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.Gib
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?Gib
Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!