Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Gib

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

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Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

Gib

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.