Twins Quotes
I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.
Julius Benedict
Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
Julius Benedict
Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!
Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.
Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.
Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!
Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!
Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?
If you're lying to me, I'll be back!
Julius Benedict
Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.
Julius Benedict
