Favorite Vacancy Quotes
Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.
[on observing a snuff movie] I bet this gets the honeymooners in the mood.David Fox
[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?Amy Fox
[having seen a snuff movie] At least they could've provided us with a little bit of porn.David Fox
[on the tapes] This looks like a library of classics.David Fox
[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.Mason