Favorite Van Wilder Quotes
Van Wilder: I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long.
Sally: Dope song. What's it called?
Van Wilder: Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply.
Gwen: Is it true this is your seventh year at Coolidge?
Van Wilder: Carry the two, yes that's correct.
Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.
Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!
Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know its someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.