Van Wilder Quotes
The first day of spring semester. A time to say goodbye to the parents once again, and say hello to a few new student bodies.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.
Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know its someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!
Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.