Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.

You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Coach Bud Kilmer

I don't want your life!

Mox

It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

Bud Kilmer

Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

Bud Kilmer

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Varsity Blues Quotes

You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Coach Bud Kilmer

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob