Popular Varsity Blues Quotes
Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
Charlie Tweeder: What?
Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?Billy Bob
If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?Jonathon "Mox' Moxon
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.
Miss Davis: ...a pedro?
Mox: yeah, uh huh.
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.Coach Bud Kilmer
Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!Charlie Tweeder
Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.
[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.Charlie Tweeder
A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!Billy Bob
It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!Bud Kilmer
Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.Bud Kilmer