Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Coach Bud Kilmer

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob

Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

Charlie Tweeder

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

Billy Bob

If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.
Miss Davis: ...a pedro?
Mox: yeah, uh huh.

You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Coach Bud Kilmer

I don't want your life!

Mox

Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
[looks up]
Charlie Tweeder: What?

Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.

[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.

Charlie Tweeder
Varsity Blues stars James Van Der Beek as a third string high school quarterback who becomes hugely popular when he ascends to starting quarterbafck.

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Varsity Blues Quotes

[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Billy Bob

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob