Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

Charlie Tweeder

Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.

Charlie Tweeder

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student: Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!

If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon

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Varsity Blues Quotes

[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Billy Bob

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob