Popular What Happens in Vegas Quotes
Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!
Do you even know how to drive an automatic?Dave the Bear
Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.
Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.Tipper
Jack Fuller: Richard Banger? So your name is Dick Banger! Dick Banger!
Banger: And yours is Jack? Jack off! Jack off
Joy McNally: The topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said it's movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really want is sweaty Jack's balls flavor.
Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.