Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.

Coach Jeff

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• Added: September 24, 2009

I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.

Mr. Cavendar

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• Added: September 24, 2009

The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.

Bliss Cavendar

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• Added: September 24, 2009

Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?

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• Added: September 24, 2009