Popular White Men Can't Jump Quotes
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.Sidney Deane
Look man, Your can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.Sidney Deane
Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the fucking air.
Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don't know.
Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?Sidney Deane
Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.Sidney Deane
I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!Sidney Deane
You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.Sidney Deane
Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?
Sidney Deane: Your mother did.
I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.Billy Hoyle
Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
A black man would rather miss than look bad.Billy Hoyle
All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.Rhonda Deane