
Year One Quotes
Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
Zed
I feel like a bird!
Oh
They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
Cain
Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something?
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question.
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!
Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.
Oh
Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.