Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

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• Added: June 30, 2009

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Zed

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• Added: June 30, 2009

I feel like a bird!

Oh

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• Added: June 12, 2009

They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

Cain

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• Added: June 12, 2009

Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something?
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question.
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!

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• Added: June 12, 2009

Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.

Oh

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Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

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• Added: June 12, 2009