Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your shit covered.
Deacon: Do not say 'shit covered' to me again.

Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.

What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!

Delaney

Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?

Let us fuck.

Zack

The porn I always liked when I was a kid, it was always a spoof of a popular movie... Fuckback Mountain... too soon?

Zack: I hate Rosie O'Donnell. But if someone said 'I have a tape of Rosie getting fucked stupid,' I'd be like: 'Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?'

Miri: No one wants to see us fuck.
Zack: Everybdy wants to anybody fuck.

Miri: Help me get this shit out my hair. Just use the water out of the toilet.
Zack: There's poo in there.

Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno Quotes

Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.

Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your shit covered.
Deacon: Do not say 'shit covered' to me again.

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