Zombieland Quotes
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Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!
Tallahassee
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"
Tallahassee
Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.
Little Rock: [as he is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield.
No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!
Little Rock
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
Tallahassee
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
Columbus
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."
Columbus
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.
Tallahassee
Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...
Columbus
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