Favorite Zombieland Quotes
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?Columbus
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.Tallahassee
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"Tallahassee
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."Columbus
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
The fatties were the first to go.Columbus
Fuck this clownColumbus
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus