FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.

Tallahassee

[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?

Columbus

[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.

Tallahassee

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"

Tallahassee

He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."

Columbus

[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.

Tallahassee

The fatties were the first to go.

Columbus

Fuck this clown

Columbus

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus
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Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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