Favorite Zombieland Quotes
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?Columbus
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.Tallahassee
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"Tallahassee
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."Columbus
The fatties were the first to go.Columbus
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
Fuck this clownColumbus
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus