Favorite Zombieland Quotes
Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!Tallahassee
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus
Fuck this clownColumbus
I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.Columbus
[a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.Columbus
[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.Columbus
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.Columbus
Little Rock: [as he is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield.
I haven't cried like that since Titanic!Tallahassee
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!Tallahassee