Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!

Tallahassee

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus

Fuck this clown

Columbus

I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.

Columbus

[a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.

Columbus

[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

Columbus

Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?

It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.

Columbus

Little Rock: [as he is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield.

I haven't cried like that since Titanic!

Tallahassee

[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!

Tallahassee

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Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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Every once in a while, Hollywood gets a boner for zombies. And why shouldn't they? Zombies rule. Everyone loves zombies, right? I know I...

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